Case No. 36
CAFE & DINER FOURTH CAFE · LONG BEACH, CA · UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT
MANAGER NO. 5
DATE: 1-20-2020
FILE REFERENCE: KIF01
TOTAL: £0.29
Well, I wasn't expecting to hammer the tack here again so soon. Oi, heaven and 'ell we left a mess, didn't we? That or, this is just how the Sunshine 2 an' Us usually looks. I'll let you be the Barnaby Rudge of that one. Anyway, I'm here to find our slippery ex-coworker, Mr. Kansai, if somehow you're out of the loop on that.
For those who worked at CaD Broadway or the original CaD and don't already know who Mr. Kansai is, he's... well, he's a character, alright. Peddler of Snake Oil, what have you. He's practically an ice cream freezer, but I'm bobby certain he can still have his tab paid in full. He's gone by many names and many identities, but his most famous role, if you will, was that of an apple seller. Ya, ya, that apple seller. Lately, the heap of coke claims to just be a dirty little Japanese customer from the Kansai region, but between you and me, he's just fat and likes to drink. So he's not some Quebec customer or anything of the like. Well, I mean to say, he can call himself that all he wants, but he's not from Quebec. He's 100% from Ottawa. His mum, in fact, is the one and only Snake Oil Distributor. 'Suppose every snake is, but I think he's one of 'er's favourites. Or least favourites. Hard to tell with her.
We, CaD Florida, worked with the bleedin' drunken mess back when we were going up against the Dark an' before that me and the cheeky chavy worked together in IRIS for some time. An' before even that, who knows. Kansai has his (metaphorical mind you) hands in many weird pies. I'm still not entirely bobby how IRIS got him to work for them, although I have suspicions about it. IRIS has some, well, let's say intriguing ties to the mum of snakes, yeah? I have my suspicions about him too. Never trust a snake. Now let's hope I can track him down before his master calls him Pope in Rome, choice?
Caffeinated Report: C-OWE02
"Manager No. 6 said it is likely to be so."
Reference | 2 Words
EMPLOYEE NO. 44B
DATE: 1-22-2020
FILE REFERENCE: TCR06
TOTAL: TABLED
I figured I'd update everyone on what has been going on with the TCR Receipts and what our plan is moving forward. Clearly, our efforts are somewhat split right now between business as usual and new business from Quebec. As such, I think it would be wise to form a sort of "task-force" for dealing with specifically Miss. Ojai and any other friends from our collective pasts. Not only that, but it would be a good idea to form teams based on our collective skill sets. Nothing here is set in stone, but I've tried to make these pairings as best for everyone as possible.
TEAM 1 - HIGH PRIORITY ORDERS AND PAST CUSTOMERS
Manager No. 0
Manager No. 1
Employee No. 17
Employee No. 44B
TEAM 3 - QUEBEC PRIORITY ORDERS
Manager No. 3
Employee No. 53
Employee No. 161
TEAM 4 - DINING OUT AND REGULAR CUSTOMERS
Manager No. 4
Employee No. 26
Employee No. 116
Employee No. 611
TEAM 5 - HABERDASHERY AND SUCH
Manager No. 5
Employee No. 44A
Employee No. 1313
TEAM 6 - SOCIAL OUTREACH AND ESPRESSO AFFAIRS
Manager No. 6
Manager No. 7
Employee No. 35
Employee No. 62
Employee No. 71
So, obviously, Team 1 is already "sort of" who is in charge. We'll handle the big picture stuff as needed, and we can take return customers who have posed severe threats in the past. Between the four of us, we've seen and dealt with most of the customers who could be considered "returning," so it makes sense. Obviously, if a specific customer is giving us trouble, like, say, Miss. Umbra, then we'll have 4, 5, and 6 help. But, like I said, nothing here is set in stone.
I skipped Team 2 because we don't have a Manager No. 2 (assuming we aren't counting Mr. Yonomo.) Maybe we'll have a use for a Team 2 later, but right now, I don't see the point. We can always use it to serve coffee, though.
Team 3 is on Quebec duty, as 3 seems to be interested in those customers, 53 has some weird connections to Quebec I don't really want to know about, and 161 has been working on her mixology.
Team 4 should handle customers who need to dine out. This was already 4's "thing" more or less, 26 is excellent at booking flights, and 116 & 611 have both shown skill and interest in this kind of work.
Team 5 is on haberdashery duty. It should be pretty apparent as to why, but 5 is our most skilled haberdasher. My sister is also very talented when it comes to headwear. And 1313 has shown interest in the practice before. 17 will assist Team 5 as needed.
And finally, Team 6. Team 6 is a unique team of which I can't say everything about them here. However, between 35 and 62, I think it would be good to set up some form of social media or website. I'll leave the specific details up to you two. 6 has always been more on the office side of things as I understand it, and as for 71 and 7... well, we'll talk in person. I want you and the rest of your team on "Espresso Affairs," and I will leave it at that in writing.
Hopefully, these teams work out well, and obviously, feel free to assist whoever/wherever you feel like regardless of team dynamics. They're just suggestions and plans for if we need to split up. Oh, and as for the TCR Receipt, it's tabled for now. Continue standard precautions as outlined by Manager No. 1, and we should be fine. Thanks, everyone.
Caffeinated Report: C-KIF02
"If he's fat like one, drinks like one, he might as well be one, choice?"
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