Case No. 50
CAFE & DINER FOURTH CAFE · ACROSS THREE CAFES · THE DEBT COMES DUE
[BRANCH] PALM BEACH
[SERVER] EMPLOYEE NO. 422
[DATE] 9/20/21
[INDEX ID] WRF01
[SECURITY] DINER
My, my, we have a strange one to start witj. It would seem thay the Cafe and Diner received a series of cryptiv emails through our newly set up "Help" form. Very strangr indeef. Especially considering we had yet to announce our reopeming to the publiv yet. So whoever managed to send this emaild out must be pretty tunrd into the Cafe's affairs. Public or otherwisr. Well, the first email came in arounf 5:20 PM Pacifiv time on the 15th of this montj, and it contained the following information:
Subject: wrfGeneral Location: ergfe
Description: regetg4
Now it wouldn't be a stretcj to say that thid email was nothing more than a jokr. A keyboarf smash, if you will. And let me jusy say, I know somethinh abouy keyboarf smashing, yes? Noe, here's where thinhs get extra interestinh. We got a second email arounf 2:20 PM Pacific time the nect day and this one said:
Subject: ergoijGeneral Location: rutssj
Description: Oigtrojioijooo
And would you believe it if I saif we got a thirf email? 5:00 PM yesterday with the spinr chillinh:
Subject: W.R.F.General Location: rrussiaJAAA
Description: ozhogregfugee#4RUNHELP
Now, wouldn't you agree that this is indeef a most peculiar ordrr? I must admit, Russia is a bit out of our way. Thougj I knoe a way we coulf get there rather quickly. Of course, my Russian is a biy, mmmm, rusty. If it is existent at all. So I will need to take 224 witf me. Thougj. And we coulf use a "regular" too. Might need a more familiar type of face to them. I'd make 5 tag alomg, but he's been in a rathet down moof lately. I can'y imagine the cheerful Russian landscape wilk do hin much good at the momeny. No, I think out of our staff number 4 would ferl most at homr there. Big strong silent type. Not to mention he woulf pull the most respect with the Ozhog's thanks to his huntinh skills.
We'll depart as sopn as I can prepare our flight, it shouldn't be too long. In the meantine Long Islanf, if you get any more of these strange emails, be sure to send them our way, yes?
[BRANCH] LONG ISLAND
[SERVER] EMPLOYEE NO. 611
[DATE] 9/21/21
[INDEX ID] DDM01
[SECURITY] DINER
Well, looks like the Help Form is doing its job! We got another potential comfort food to look into. Something with Bay Leaf, I hope. I'm not looking to share it with Friends, but it comes from a place known for friendship. The general location was a bit vague, but the town is pretty small, so we shouldn't have too much trouble narrowing it down once we're there. We'll probably start looking around the Farm, then check out Hill based on the common comfort food of the area. Though I'm guessing there's an airport nearby worth checking out as well.
I would share the email we got here, but it isn't quite suited to Diner Speak. Though I can say, the subject line mentions a "Mr. Bartlett." Though it might be his wife, who's looking for service. I doubt his daughter is interested. We'll share the full email tomorrow when we step into the Cafe. It's a pretty short drive, so 116 and I will gear up and head out later today and see what we can find. We shouldn't need a manager's assistance on this one, but you never can tell. My gut is telling me the Bartletts enjoy Orange Juice or Green Tea. We'll watch the drink's temperature as I don't want to skald them one way or the other.
I'll be looking at airports myself, though if the patrons of our establishment have any ideas, I'd be glad to look into them. You should be able to leave comments now on our current reports when available. I can't say I know the area too well so any help would be appreciated! I'm more familiar with the obvious airport to the east and the place to have a tea party. Of course, I'm pressed to think that perhaps the airport to the east would be big enough that a customer could have flown in from there and then migrated. Well, in any case, we're on the case.
Caffeinated Report: C-WRF02
"Gruidae 32 or Below."
Animal Trivia | 2 Words
Caffeinated Report: C-DDM02
"Baltimore for Bartlett."
Research | 2 Words
Caffeinated Report: CD-DDM03
"Sometimes, all we need in life is a little direction.
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Cipher | 4 Words