FSTF01
CAFE AND DINER RECEIPT FROM */10/17
EMPLOYEE 3113
RECEIPT: FESTERINGFLIES01
STATUS: OPEN
As 3311 mentioned, we’re passing off our fly prob 2 the “Triple Threat” managers, 125, 134, & 224. We believe the flies r customer-related, tho we aren’t sure how or w/ whom yet. So, 4 the time being, we’re just calling this John Doe customer Mr. Diptera. Per our prior receipts w/ Mrs. Honey, these flies seem 2 b American in origin. Still, they must have some sort of Canadian importer due 2 their unnatural quantity & voracious appetites.
Speaking of… the flies brought in by Mr. Diptera do, in fact, bite. And they bite a lot & often. So… heads up, Triple Threat, wear some long sleeves & pants. Tho, w/ Mrs. Honey taken care of, according 2 our fam in Lone Star, the flies have pretty much died down. According 2 tourist sources, this was just a freak mating period 4 the flies, which has now subsided. However, we don’t buy it. Plenty of dead flies should b around 2 look at when u three get down there. I’m not really sure how that’s helpful, but hopefully, 134 can do his weird-coroner-whatever 2 those flies & figure smth out.
If this does turn out 2 b one nasty fly season, oh well, but I think they might b moving w/ Mr. Diptera, & I wouldn’t b surprised if they popped up again somewhere else nearby. So, maybe 125 can keep an eye & ear out 4 that. And 224… can do her 224 thing. I’m not sure what exactly that is, but I’m sure if there’s some sort of… u know… hat on hat situation, 224 can help unravel that. It might not b a lemon-scented customer... could it b a sandwich eater? In any case, the flies r ur prob now.
TTYL.