BMBM01
[BRANCH] UNSPECIFIED
[SERVER] NONCAD05
[DATE] 2/2/22
[INDEX ID] BMBM01
[SECURITY] DINER
You might have already seen, but I, “Mr. Bartlett,” will be saving your butts royally. No need to thank me, though. I guess, consider us even for the messes I made. Though… I wouldn’t mind getting an actual number if you catch my drift. “NONCAD05” just isn’t very snazzy. Doesn’t make me feel like I’m a part of the team, you know? Eh, I’ll take it up with management later. I guess right now, we need to focus on what to serve Miss. Augustine without pissing off everyone else in the world.
And you know what helps me think? A nice minty teeth cleaning and a cold glass of Orange Juice. Really get the brain pumping when your tastebuds want to escape your body. And, lucky yous guys, my sister has the best OJ this side of Ottawa. Mrs. Tudor! Or maybe she’s single. I don’t know. Miss. Tudor? I’m not scared of her, but I guess I grew up with her.
.tfird ym hctac uoy fi ,yaw eno naht erom ni ydoolb s’ehS Obviously. We’re related. And last I heard, she’s still hanging out in the lush orange fields of Ottawa, right in the big ‘ol city. Though with all the turmoil there lately, she might’ve moved. I don’t know. We don’t keep in touch. However, I think she might really know what Miss. Augustine would like. So that’s where we’re going. Yes! WE! I don’t wanna go alone. That’s not very fun. That’s not very CaD-like. Dare I say it? I would get lonely!
So. I wanna take my 1st favorite CaD employee, No. 611, with me. Other than 611, I don’t care who tags along. Just give me a quick headcount, and I’ll get us a nice comfy first-class flight to the land of OJ set up. In the meantime, I’ve got some other ideas I wanna test out, so if you need me, I’ll be in Florida. Don’t worry. I won’t mess with Miss. Augustine too much. Just the right amount.