QOH02
[BRANCH] ASTORIA
[SERVER] EMPLOYEE NO. 2312
[DATE] 2/11/22
[INDEX ID] QOH02
[SECURITY] DINER
I 100% want to tag along on this Friday's Corpse Reviver run. Why? Because Nikki is h-o-t, HOT. Like she was hot when she was in the States, I can't wait to see what that fresh Canadian air has done to her. Though, while she might be a smokestack (respectfully), I'd never want to actually date her. Our little one-off fling was more than enough for me. From what I've seen and heard, dating her is a full-on nightmare. It's not that she's a… "bad" person… she just can't… uh… commit? Or. Hm. Well, here I'll give everyone a quick rundown on the lovely Langley's love life, and you can decide. Is this "work appropriate?" No. But will she mind? Maybe. I doubt she reads these, though. She hardly read receipts when she worked here, so I doubt she keeps up with 'em now.
Of course, I will only detail the relationships I know about, and I only really know about her work-related relationships. So that'd be No. 1 and No. 5. Oh, yeah, and I guess Seth used to work here too. So, back in the '90s, Nikki and No. 1 were dating for like five years? Something like that. They were really cute together, but I mean, it was kind of a doomed teenage relationship from the start. Of course, the whole No. 1 becoming 8 and our 8 dying and blah, blah, blah probably didn't help their relationship too much. Especially because Nikki felt like No. 1 was giving more attention to Lucy and Belphie than her. She hates not being the center of someone's life, so she left the Cafe completely.
She then got tangled up with the TriCaD. She got extra tangled up with the charming, handsome, and troubled No. 5. She always liked a project, and, no offense to No. 5, he is the ultimate project. But healthy relationships aren't usually built on a drive to fix someone else. Anyway, they were together for like… uh… 12 years? Wow. I mean, they weren't together for a straight 12 years. They had like 10 or so breaks in between that time, but they always ended up back together. The straw that really broke the camel's back was when Nikki chose to move to Canada permanently. And this was after No. 5 spent a whole year trying to save her from that Tim Hortonsesque fate.
Her current fling is with Seth, who used to be No…. uh… 26? Right? That sounds right, but I might be wrong. Anyway, they hooked up while on their year-long sabbatical, and I guess Seth felt staying with Nikki was better than coming back to the Cafe. Once you fall for her, you'd do anything, ANYTHING for her. She's like a beautiful black hole. You wonder if you could make it through to the other side, but you'll probably just end up torn to shreds. And, of course, I've left out many, MANY details. This isn't supposed to be some sort of callout receipt. Just some context, in case it's useful.