LFW02
EMPLOYEE NO. 512
DATE: 2-22-2020
FILE REFERENCE: LFW02
TOTAL: $0.56
I’ve been put on my first order, how exciting! No. 44B has placed me on Team 5 which is for “Haberdashery and Such,” though I don’t really know anything about hat making per se. I guess he wanted me on this team for two reasons. One, it’s only had three employees. And two, I guess he considers my situation to be “hat-adjacent.” While I don’t know if I’d ever be able to learn hat-making, at the very least, wearing a hat should help me better… function.
So, to get to know two of my fellow team-mates better I’ve been tasked with helping Manager No. 5 and Employee No. 44A in finding Mr. Taga. I’m mostly going along to watch and learn the process, but if things go south for some reason, I suppose I can step in to help. I don’t know much about “Dining Out” either but what’s really the worst that can happen to me, right? But Mr. Taga is apparently an old “mate” of No. 5 and they go back to his IRIS days. It’s weird having these flashes of knowledge pop in. Like, I know for a fact I didn’t know what IRIS was a month ago but now I know so much about it but it doesn’t feel like my own thoughts on it.
And, I suppose, there is another reason No. 5 wanted me to come along on this service. I’m not entirely sure what he meant because he was talking in an exaggerated cockney accent, but he wants to see if my “pigeon porridge…?” heats up when he gets Mr. Taga’s stone. I don’t know what that means. And he wasn’t talking in Diner-Speak either, that’s just exactly what he said. No. 44A seemed to understand him (kind of) as she shrugged and said “Maybe, but it might kill her.” Then she looked at me funny until I started laughing. I think you have to have a good sense of humor about these kinds of things!
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