OSO01
DATE: 12/12/2019
MANAGER NO. 1
TOTAL: $05.79
FILE REFERENCE: OSO01
Hi everyone, Manager No. 1 here. 8 or, uh, 0 and myself have been researching into something… well, something different. Something entirely “other.” As you should all be aware, we typically serve customers from Ottawa. Occasionally we get a customer or two from America. Every so often on a blue moon, we get a customer from somewhere else, usually Oceaniac or above Ottawa.
Well, we’ve been getting flooded with reports of customers from outside of Ottawa. Not only that, they all seem to be coming from the same place. Quebec. What is Quebec? Where is Quebec? Hard to say at the moment, but the customers there all seem to speak with heavy accents. So far, we’ve gotten reports of many European Quebec customers and a few Asian Quebec customers. The thing is, we have gotten misidentified reports before, for example, Mr. Kansai. Everyone assumes he’s from Quebec, but he’s really just a fan of peddling snake oil.
We’re gonna need some extra help looking into this, so if any free Managers would like to help, let us know. Also, Employees are welcome to help too, but there are some big unknowns we have to keep to just the Managers for the time being. At least until we know more.
Oh, crap, yeah, also tomorrow is Friday the 13th. Unsure if Mrs. Weekend is still around, but if last Friday the 13th was any indication, yes, Weekend is still around and still mad. So stay outside when possible. 17 and 5 will remain in the Cafe just to make sure Weekend doesn’t try to order anything off our secret menu. And if we’re lucky, maybe 5 can get rid of her for good.