SGSD01
Receipt: SGSD01
Author: Dover
Status: Open
Subject: Business as Unusual
Did you miss me? What am I saying? Of course, you did! The Archives have probably been unbearably boring without little ol’ me! Well, they’ve certainly been more… teal. I like the new calendar layout, though. Very snazzy HTML and CSS work, Division Victor! I assume you guys made Victor do that, right? Or is this all Kikimora’s handy work? No way Capgras or Twain actually did this, they might be good at slinging coffee, but they are abysmal at tech stuff. I also noticed you’re still missing some stuff… mostly small stuff, but I think you’re behind… what, 4 or 5 months’ worth of content? I guess Twain wants to hold off on it so everything can be posted in a less hectic way than Jenny or Max did things.
Anyway… back to me! You know, I was planning on hanging out in Dive a lot longer this time around, but I guess the call of the Cafe and Diner (or, you know, Capgras and Twain Proudly Present: The “NOT” Cafe and Diner) is simply too strong. Then again, I was really only in Dive to help my pal Ed figure out how to use his new powers. He’s been a bit of a mess since we killed the Phantom. And… DRUM ROLL, PLEASE… He’s got it! Well, he’s got most of it, anyway. He’s the one who brought me back to CaD Prime. Yup, my sweet, sweet, basement-dwelling neckbeard of a mall ninja can warp now! How cool is that?!
Well, he can’t warp super freely. He’s gotta make doors and then open them like the Phantom used to do. It’s the whole thing. But, on the bright side, once he makes a door, it seems to be pretty stable. So maybe Ed can pop back into CaD Prime from time to time! Not like anything’s really going on in Dive right now, anyway. I mean, sure, the Princes are going to war with the Kings of Camelot, who are also at war with the Bad Guys and, of course, the Good Guys. But us Eidolons (I’m an honorary Eidolon, just ask Ed), we’re staying out of that whole mess.
Well… I guess I’m not if I’m helping you guys take down your version of the Kings of Camelot, huh? But I don’t think the two cults really talk to each other much. Oh—and thanks for grabbing some True Brine. Unnecessary, seeing as a have like oil-drums of the stuff, but the sentiment warms my heart. I also brought the rest of my science kit so we can get right to work!