Case No. 43
Caffeinated Report: C-SAL03
"Where Salvation is ensured in twice thirds."
CaD Knowledge | 3 Words
Caffeinated Report: C-FRI01
"Read up on chapters 49, 53, 47, and 48."
Reference | Cipher | 4 Words
CAFE AND DINER RECEIPT FROM 10/13/17
OWNER
RECEIPT: ITSFRIDAY02
STATUS: OPEN
Mrs. Weekend is indeed inside the physical location of the Cafe and Diner. Thankfully we were able to get out before anyone got hurt. However, we all need to remain outside until the 52 hours are up. While Mrs. Weekend is currently believed to be in the Cafe, she is not limited to just the Cafe and can accost any of us inside an enclosed indoor space.
From what we've been able to hear from Mrs. Weekend's laughing/taunting/screaming, it would seem she was sent to the Cafe by the mysterious "Crow" that 1313 discovered alongside Mrs. Amsiam. We're still unsure who or what "Crow" is, but whatever it is, it's working with Mrs. Weekend and most like the Fast-Food Joint out in Golden Gate. Since Mrs. Weekend has shown up, the Ice Machine has been flashing her nursery rhyme in Morse code.
Thankfully, Mrs. Weekend is relatively easy to deal with, so long as we stay outside until she finishes her coffee. On the 14th, we'll head back inside, assess the damage, and figure out who to bill. I'm guessing this "Crow" is probably the head honcho of the Golden Gate Fast-Food Chain. Which would mean not only is Crow responsible for sending Mrs. Weekend after us, he'd be responsible for our fly problem. I wouldn't be surprised if he sent Mrs. Weekend after us because we've done so much digging into his flies.
Caffeinated Report: C-FRI03
"Total time on the clock for Friday."
Reference | 2 Words
Caffeinated Report: C-CFU01
"We've updated our menu. If you need help please ring: 61*12551641*44E."
Cipher | Reference | 2 Words
CAFE AND DINER RECEIPT FROM 10/16/17
MANAGER 35
RECEIPT: FALLUPDATE02
STATUS: OPEN
The Owner asked if I could post an update in the Diner as well. If you've already read through FALLUPDATE01, I'll assume you got the memo about our new Menu. If not, I'll briefly explain it here:
Drinks
1* Black Coffee (A classic) for $1.17
2. Latte (Sometimes the coffee is too black) for $2.18
3. Mocha (And sometimes you need a treat as well) for $3.19
14. OJ (With pulp) for $14.04
14. Apple Juice (Extra pulp) for $15.05
16. Water (Surprisingly the most expensive menu item) for $16.06
Food
4. Bacon (Priced by Manager 53) for $4.20
5. Fruit (Served room temperature) for $5.21
5. Eggs (Scrambled or not at all) for $6.22
7. Hashbrowns (No pulp) for $7.23
*. Sausage Links (Unavailable) for $*.24
9. Sausage Patty (Flat mode Sausage Link) for $9.25
10. Breakfast Burrito (Courtesy of El Monterey) for $10.26
11. Toast (Sunny side up) for $11.01
12. Waffles (Luxembourg Style) for $12.02
13. Pancakes (Silly Face Variant) for $13.03
Some notes about the Menu: Everything is a la carte, substitutions are only made for daily specials, price is negotiable, no haggling, NO DOUBLE ORDERS. Typically, we only serve coffee unless a special request is made. And as always, if you don't like it, eat somewhere else.
This Menu was created by 17 as a means to up our general security to protect our trade secrets from both the DC23 and our latest Fast-Food competitor: Jedidiah's Finger Lickin' Chicken. In other news, it seems like our recent pest problem might be directly linked to Jedidiah's as well as our Blood Moon Special. Manager 62 was able to finally open up the saltshakers he borrowed from the Column, which points to a connection between Jedidiah and the S&P. We all knew Fast-Food was often overloaded with sodium, but now we have some concrete proof.
The Owner also asked me to write a more "in depth" receipt for Managers only, so if you're a manager, keep an eye out in the AND channel for that. In the meantime, take a look at the Menu and get familiar with it.
Caffeinated Report: C-SAL04
"The password is not ‘Plan.'"
Freebie | 1 Word