Case No. 9
Caffeinated Report: C-ICE02
"Written by Xarxes."
Video Game Trivia | 2 Words
CAFE AND DINER RECEIPT FROM 9/20/17
MANAGER 224
RECEIPT: SALVATION01
STATUS: OPEN
"You can double eternal salvation? …Yes, I can."
After a bit of digging, prodding, and general mischief, I believe we've stumbled upon a Fast-Food Joint operating out of the general Golden Gate area. Well, okay, "stumbled upon" is doing a lot of heavy lifting for "I have a strong hunch." Those who know, know, and those who don't—trust me. It's not an entirely baseless hunch. Though it is… at best… a loose hunch. We don't know who, what, where, why, or when… which is a lot of the important Ws we probably need to figure out before pointing fingers.
That being said, we have bits and pieces of those Ws, the main one being that who is related to Mr. Diptera, what is presumably some sort of Fast-Food operation, why has to do with the fly problem we've been swarmed with lately, and where, as I mentioned, probably near or around Golden Gate. So, while it's not a lot to go on, there is still some substance and method to my madness. However, with Mrs. Pleasant hanging around the West Coast and the threat of the DC23 lurking in the shadows, we'll need to get clearance from the big number to investigate this Fast-Food Operation.
As for this order title, I've gone with "Salvation." Why? Well, again, call it a hunch, but I feel like that's… the goal? It's hard to put into words, and even harder to put in diner-appropriate words, but when I first stumbled upon this Fast-Food joint, I got an overwhelming sense of salvation. Some sort of deliverance or separation from suffering and harm. But… at the same time, it's not exactly the sort of salvation you'd want. There's something more to this (well, duh, obviously), but I think we need to help in bringing true salvation to those who have been suckered into eating greasy and gross Fast-Food when they should be enjoying a nice black cup of coffee instead.
CAFE AND DINER RECEIPT FROM 9/21/17
MANAGER 26
RECEIPT: MRSPLEASANT06
STATUS: OPEN
I served Mrs. Pleasant dinner with Juice on the 1*th. She put up a bit of a fight, though she seemed to reluctantly accept her drink. After we finished up, I wanted to give her a tour of the Cafe and Diner, so we took a trip back, and she is now taking a tour of our corporate operations. She is enjoying the view from room G-A and should not be bothered by servers or managers. While the tour room is unfinished, it should keep Mrs. Pleasant busy for at least a little while.
17, and I will be performing a customer satisfaction survey with Mrs. Pleasant, along with an unwanted guest from Florida. We have good reason to believe she was involved with the Blood Moon special discount last month. Our unwanted guest has a bit of a history with Pleasant and is unsure if this is the case. It sounds like Mrs. Pleasant has been busy playing with imaginary friends in the Dark.
We might also be able to ask her about the Ice Machine given to 323 a few days ago. While Mrs. Pleasant isn't typically helpful, she does love to gossip. Especially when it doesn't concern her or her associates' plans. Which, I can't say I've been keeping up with myself, but I'm sure our unwanted guest will have plenty of questions to ask her regarding her and her current associates. We'll conduct the customer satisfaction survey tomorrow and have a receipt by the 23rd.
That's all.
-Manager 26
Caffeinated Report: C-PBCAD03
"Colorless Cyanocitta cristata, 78 percent nitrogen and 21 percent oxygen, U+1D07, & Company for short."
Research | Word Play | 1 Word
Caffeinated Report: C-MTMN07
"Portmanteau Rabbit."
Animal Trivia | 1 Word
Caffeinated Report: C-PBCAD04
"The Pleasant Plan."
Reference | 3 Words
Caffeinated Report: C-MTMN08
"A Dirt Rock Celestial Phenomenon."
Reference | 1 Word
Caffeinated Report: C-PBCAD05
"Morning treats."
Reference | 5 Words
CAFE AND DINER RECEIPT FROM 9/26/17
MANAGER 17
RECEIPT: MRSPLEASANT09
STATUS: TAB PAID
With 26's imminent departure from the Cafe and Diner, I'll be taking over Mrs. Pleasant's order for the foreseeable future. Though… I'm not sure how much more she'll be ordering from our Cafe anyway. Mrs. Pleasant made the unfortunate choice of dine-n-dashing on us with no word on if she'll come back for seconds. If she does? We'll be ready for her next time. Though we haven't heard anything from her. She might've gone back to Canada though 26 believes she had higher aspirations. At least she's out of our hair.
She was very unhelpful when it came to our Blood Moon Special and the broken Ice Machine. It seems like the Blood Moon Special might be useful for some Fast-Food employees down on their luck. And as for the strange Ice Machine given to us by Mr. Hyer? She said we would see what it does "soon enough." I'm starting to think it really does just make ice.
I wanted to thank the Florida Cafe for their assistance with Mrs. Pleasant. From what 26's friend(?) ally(?) told us, it seems like they've been dealing with Mrs. Pleasant, Mrs. Aka, and Mrs. Umbra for quite some time now. I know we don't always see eye-to-eye but we're still Cafes, right? So, if things get too Dark for you guys to handle, just give us a call.
For now, this tab is paid on our end.