TBS06
[Date | Jan-15-24]
[Barista | Hazelnut]
[Subject | Business as Usual]
[File Reference | TBS06]
First and foremostest: THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME!!! I’ll admit it: things got a little away from me there, hehe, but don’t you worry, I’m usually at least half as competent as that! Or, no, wait, one and one half? 50% more than that? Uhm… I’m usually not THAT bad. Let’s put it that way! But, like, seriously you don’t have to worry about me causing unexpected whoopsies around the Cafe. In fact, I think I’ll just stick to my usual hat of tricks for the time being—which is, mind you, extremely impressive!!
So, I—Oh, hang on, just got a new receipt… from Cherry? Agh!! She totally beat me to the punch. Let’s give it a little looksee… Well, at least I know I’m not totally alone, then in the whole… “I don’t really have a life outside of this coffee stuff.” We can both be losers in that regard!! Of course, I think I’m the tiniest bit less of a loser than she is, because while my silly, sexy life has been totally absorbed by “coffee,” I’ve spent it ALLLLL over the place. Yup! I’ve been Up, Down, Mid, Top, Bottom, Out—all over what we call “OTHER!!!”
…Course it’s not like I chose to go on those excursions. Some were, uhm, hehe, “community service” for the Society, some were debts paid thrice over for the Coven, and more recently, a lot were… how to put it… “being a useful idiot” for, uhm, the big one. Big one we should not name, nor should we mention where I’m at. They 100000% thought I should be dead after that last mission, and, to their credit, if I actually did it, I would’ve been.
Enough about that, though!! So, Peppermint is into flags, Vanilla is into food, Lavender is into theme parks, Matcha is into etymology and word puzzles, Cherry is into music, and Hibiscus is into… uhm… being a wildcard? So, I’ve gotta pick something, too, right? I think I’ll go with A N I M A T I O N!! The only thing I love more than sipping on coffee that’s still a little too hot is watching cartoons!